Re: Jokes thread

by A.S.I.C Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:53 pm

lol sick dude

by **Admin_Holden** Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:55 pm

Here's one:(sorry for those who are offended)

More money is being spent on Viagra and breast jobs then on research on Alzheimer's disease. So in 2040 the elderly will have stiff dicks and big tits but won't know what to do with them.

by A.S.I.C Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:58 pm

lol god, those poor unknowing what to do people,... well its probably better they dont, old people may have a heart attack doing that stuff
had to edit that, sounded like i was saying something i wasnt

by **Admin_Holden** Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:01 pm

Hmm...

Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "If you ask for any bread one more time I'll nail your f*cking beak to the wall."
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"

by A.S.I.C Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:06 pm

im a bit off track with the laugh

by **Admin_Holden** Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:10 pm

A 60 year old man was being chased in his very fast Holden Monaro and figured he was too old for this kind of stuff. He is asked by the policeman "So? What happened?"
The man replies: "Last night my wife was taken away by a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

by A.S.I.C Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:15 pm

lol got that after some thorough reading lol good one

by **Admin_Holden** Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:17 pm

How about this one...

A female cop arrests a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man. "Sir you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and willbe held against you..."
The drunk replies "Breasts."

by A.S.I.C Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:24 pm

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by **Admin_Ford** Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:34 am

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by A.S.I.C Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:53 am

anybody else got any jokes

by **Admin_Holden** Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:21 pm

Christmas is s**t. Whoever invented it shall be nailed to a cross.

by ~<bombingford>~ Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:23 pm

Here's a joke you all might know:

Once there was three robots who each could only say one thing in particular. Robot One could only say "Me me me!", Robot Two could only say " Knife and Fork, Knife and fork!" and Robot Three could only say "Yiiippeee!".

Well, one day, all three robots were walking down a road when the found a dead body. Just then a policeman walked over and asked: "Who did this?"
R1: Me me me!
Police: with what?
R2: knife and fork, knife and fork!
Police: Alright, you're all going to jail.
R3: Yiiippee!!!

by ~<bombingford>~ Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:30 pm

Heres another one:

a Brit, Iraqi and an american were all aboard a plane one day.
A few hours into the flight a stewardess came out and said: "you will all need to throw one thing off this plane".

The Brit threw out a cricket ball and said, we dont need these, we got plenty of these at home

The american threw out a baseball bat and said : we dont need these we got plenty at home

The Iraqi threw out a grenade and said we dont need these, we got plenty of these at home

At that moment, a man was just leaving a house when that house exploded, leaving the man in a fit of laughter. When questioned about his behavior he answered:
"I just farted and the house blew up."

by **Admin_Ford** Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:11 pm

Awww, that's bad! Surprised

by **T.A** Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:33 pm

I've heard that one before, still pretty good tho

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